February 2012
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bunnybari:
do u ever think about someone
like
way too much
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
You're a murderer! The 11th to last gif in your...
neutralgambit:
chibiplz:
tuesdayromantic:
trionfi:
jinseimajo:
beeevaa:
Killed:
Detective:
I’M SO SORRY, but at least justice will win and I will be caught
Killed:
Detective:
Killed:
Detective:
I think I’m safe
Victim:
Detective:
Never catches me, too busy looking for his Oscar.
Victim:
Detective:
I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY I WIN THIS ROUND.
Victim:
...
Is anyone here good with 'fashion'???
neutralgambit:
professorhalfwitts:
i am
Is anyone here good with 'fashion'???
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When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
jay…
fawken:
brofagski:
lmao if you ever call me “honey” or “sweetie” i will never forgive you
or babbu
or baby
ok i promise i wont, sweetie babbus c:
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hopethehero:
lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
time for you to get a watch
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son-of-the-masky:
professorhalfwitts:
son-of-the-masky replied to your post: Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says ‘I’ll have what he’s having.’
i am broed
broed
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son-of-the-masky replied to your post: Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says ‘I’ll have what he’s having.’
i am broed
broed
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Anonymous asked: Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says 'I'll have what he's having.'
son-of-the-masky:
mfw people only know two scientists
carl sagan and einstein
who
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hopethehero replied to your post: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other? We have to split.
spits out vocal chords and sets self on fire with own laughter
Anonymous asked: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other? We have to split.
benedictaddict asked: I clicked your page and my eyes started to bleed. Thank you for that.
orangekissu asked: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Anonymous asked: This is an outrage i should unfollow this blog right now I though it was quality
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far