December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
rosevests:
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
PERIOD BLOOD COOKIES?
WHAT’S NEXT
SEMEN MILKSHAKES??????????????????
FECES FRIES?????????????????
URINE LOLLIPOPS??????????????????
BOW TIED FRENCH FRIES ????????????????????????????????
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
tincakes:
professorhalfwitts:
tincakes:
haif1sch:
ok is cartoon bees attacking people a new stupid tumblr meme god i hope not
no just skrillex clam down
ill fight the final bee
play skrillex for battle music
skrillex sucks
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tincakes:
haif1sch:
ok is cartoon bees attacking people a new stupid tumblr meme god i hope not
no just skrillex clam down
me: what time is it
me: no, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
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the hammerhead shark belongs to the Sphyrnidae...
bet you didnt know that
winks
sewenteen-sir:
professorhalfwitts:
sewenteen-sir:
professorhalfwitts:
dies
dont say that
im too tired to be awake
my mom says to drink caffeine
holy shit what is that
i dont have caffeine
sewenteen-sir:
professorhalfwitts:
dies
dont say that
im too tired to be awake
dies
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
professorhalfwitts asked: i love you
Butterfly in the sky...
heychrisisis:
I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH.
take a look
its in a book
reading rainbow
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bees myself
sewenteen-sir:
professorhalfwitts:
why do people call every clownfish they see nemo
i call them marlon
look kids
its dori
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why do people call every clownfish they see nemo
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
HUSSIE NOOOO
hes gonna do the exact same thing to every one of the characters left
then homestuck will end
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
shooptastic:
tittytomatoes:
tittytomatoes:
...
shooptastic:
it's not...
shooptastic:
faunolept:
tittytomatoes:
faunolept:
shooptastic:
VROOM VROOM BITCH. I thought Romano was on a segway for a minute, fdkjlkasdf.
im sorry i dont even know whats going on
roma cum bakc 2 me
gotta nice banana fast
